i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
- Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
the best things in life have the most calories
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas